Better cut out stress now!!

Well, the Cicadas have appeared in the burbs, but still no sign of them downtown. Here's a cool slide show that a local TV station compiled when they asked people to send in pictures. They're pretty cool!

Heard an ad on the radio the other day with a mention of the new "fourth meal", which is apparently that late night "meal" you "need" to have between dinner and breakfast. Who is pushing this new found meal time? Yep, Taco Bell. That's what we need to help slim down the most obese society since the dawn of time: another meal of high fat fast food. Good job FCC.

Here's a scary story. A female Hammerhead shark in Nebraska gave birth without interaction from a male Hammerhead shark. They don't even have male Hammerheads in the zoo. Now why would Joe find this story scary? Well, while this is the first absolutely proven example of female reproduction without mating (using DNA analysis), it has been known to occur in species whose habitats, and thus the species themselves, are being stressed. So? Well, unless you believe evolution is a farce, we descended from animals. If female animals can reproduce without mating, who is to say human women can't too?!?! I don't like that prospect AT ALL!! If we're not needed for reproductive purposes, I'm fully convinced that most women would become lesbians and just avoid interaction with us altogether. Hell, some days I can barely stand myself!! So guys, we better do what we can to reduce stress on women, or we're screwed....or won't be as the case may be.