Car keys? Did he buy me a car? What the hell is he doing buying me a car?? Ohhhhhh, wait. He found the keys!! The keys from the Keys!! Turns out they were in his luggage. Mind you, I searched MY luggage pretty damn thoroughly. He said he opened his luggage when he got home and they just flopped out. Dammit!!! Some wasted coin and effort, despite the story value.
Another found item is pictured below. I found two of these while cleaning up and consolidating some tailgating bags. At first I didn't know what they were because I certainly didn't buy them, but these things are awesome!! They are plastic and flexible.
That's right, a pocket shot of vodka. Turns out, the Pocket Shot company makes all sorts of booze available this way, but their distribution is extremely limited. There's only one place in the Chicagoland area that sells them and that's out in the burbs somewhere. They would be perfect for taking INTO a sporting event. You could buy a Coke and then have rum and Coke's all afternoon, just like we did down at U. of I. for the football games where we always had a woman sneak a boda (those bladders you can fill with liquid) into the game under her shirt. They never patted down the women. These pocket shots are awesome though!!
3 comments:
holy crap, forget sporting games - those are perfect for flights! Especially now that booze is 7 bucks a pop.
I suspect that college students everywhere are going to agree with you.
Perfect for holiday gatherings at the in-laws'!
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