Sunday, December 03, 2006

Shorehouse

You'd think that's two words, but it appears to be only one. My buddy from Jersey finally arrived late Friday (11:30 and at Midway instead of O'Hare), but at least he got in. We met some folks out and closed the bar, tried to hit a 4 o'clock bar, but there was a long line. I'm way too old to stand in line for a 4 o'clock bar.....probably way too old to even THINK about it, but hey, I was entertaining my buddy!

Saturday, as you can imagine, was a little slow....again. We went to the grocery store to shop for Sunday's tailgate and then went to Morton's Steak House for an outstanding dinner (not cheap!). We timed it beautifully to show up at the Burwood Tap for a birthday party from 9-12, $30 all you can drink of anything except Red Bull. We had a lot of fun there and hit another bar afterwards.

Soooooo, Sunday morning came pretty freakin' early. Not to worry though, we were only a half hour later than usual for tailgating. It was a balmy 14 degrees when we arrived, but it climbed to 20 by game time, though the wind chill made it feel like 7. Ugh. The food was great (I made chili in addition to my usual cache of food). Unfortunately, Mr. Heater had mixed reviews at best. Both heaters were working only part of the time and would make an unsettling noise. We think the wind was blowing out the flame, but we're not sure.

For the first time that I can remember, we bailed on the tailgate after the game and headed home to warm up and get some coffee. We ate the tailgate food for dinner though, but heated in or on the oven as opposed to the grill. It was still all good! Oh and the Bears won despite an absolutely pathetic performance by Rex Grossman, the Bears quarterback. Sorry folks, we can't win the Super Bowl with this guy playing this poorly. Either bench him now and see what the back up can do, or fix his problems. Easier said than done. Another buddy of mine made a good point though: Bill Parcells (the head coach of Dallas) released his multi-million dollar kicker and replaced his multi-million dollar qb with a guy who hasn't kicked regularly in two years and a qb from Eastern Illinois University. The qb, Tony Romo, is 5-0 as a starter I believe and has been making great throws. That kicker was 3-4 today including the game winner. C'mon Lovie, it's your turn to make the tough calls.

Regarding the shorehouse, I didn't count the actual number of references to it, but there had to be 30. Pretty funny since I never heard this term used before. Obviously it's a house on the Jersey shore that you either own or can rent out and it sounds like fun. It's probably much like having a place up in Wisconsin or Michigan.

8 comments:

alexis said...

it's gonna be a long December if this is how all your events are going to be! Remember to be kind and give your liver a break every once and a while.

Anonymous said...

i'm with Alexis on this one, we gonna be calling you Mr.Cirrhosis
by Christmas if you are not careful!

Anonymous said...

we're 10 and 2 with Rex, he is my QB,I said we're 10 and 2 with rex, he is my QB. Repeat 4 times. that was the interview with Lovie on NFL after the game.
Maybe you should come up to my storhouse and dry out for a while.

Anonymous said...

I've come to the realization that there is very, very little worth waiting in line for, and a bar isn't one of them. Especially a bar -- not only because the line will move ponderously slow, but because if/when you do get in, it will be packed to the gills. Screw that.

That Lovie interview was great -- I was just waiting for someone to remind him that last year he was 9-4 and had a lead in the division under Kyle Orton. Big deal.

IMO, Rex is still probably the best they have, but the real test will be if he continues to struggle -- or even picks it up to just being mediocre. Will the team stick with him next year, go to another retread like Griese, or actually seek out or draft a legitimate QB for the first time in most of our lifetimes?

Lakeview Coffee Joe said...

Thank you all for your concern! I'm concerned too!! No, seriously, I'm hoping that I'll be able to show considerable restraint over the next few weeks. If not, how am I going to get my holiday gifts?

I'm thinking maybe Orton should get a shot now! At least he didn't turn the ball over as often.

Anonymous said...

The Cowboys won too! Please add me to the dismayed list regarding your party schedule for more reasons than your liver. Regarding the gift entry below, heres my take for what it's worth... it's better to get a gift certificate for clothes than have a partner go out and find size info and select something they think would be good. Either way, it's unlikely to fit, and it either it's going to be too big or too small so you're either too fat or your partner thinks you are, and it's going to be the wrong style. You can't win with this one, stylewise either. Women love to shop, and select their own clothes (doesn't apply to jewelry, flowers, perfume, island getaways... always safe). 80 percent of what we try doesn't look flattering. Look how hard it was for you to find that perfect blue sweater that both fit and exactly matches your eyes. What were the odds? And that was with you shopping for you! As an aside, I shopped for garbage cans at the Dollar Store before heading to Target! That's all from the deep South, where it is also too darn cold.

Lakeview Coffee Joe said...

Hey Lonestar! Nice to hear from you. When it went from 60 to 30 here, our local radio station said at DFW it went from 80 to 25!! Yikes.

More garbage cans!! Good for you. A place to put refuse and a packing box when you move!

Maybe I'm just an unusually good shopper in my old age, or research my purchases well. Early on, I couldn't buy anything decent. But a few years ago, I even had a buddy of mine's wife ask me to take her husband shopping for Christmas gifts for her. We went and I found out she was very happy with the purchases! Maybe a new career for me? Hmmmmmm.

Lakeview Coffee Joe said...

Oh wait, my bad. That shopping trip with my buddy was for jewelry, not clothes. Heck though Lonestar, you'd even look great in a burlap sack so why would you worry?!